Visitors with Interesting Thoughts

I know that many folks who have blogs like to track who stops by to visit, especially how someone gets there. I do have a few dozen regular readers, so not too many of those. Many people find me through other military wife or Army sites and a few message boards thrown in for good measure. But by large, my largest amount of traffic seems to come from those google searches and other search website channels. Here are some of my favorite searches:

• "army wife", yup, that would be me...and apparently you too.

• "i'm moving to germany blogspot", of course since we've moved over here, I've gotten tons of emails and also visitors, looking for living in Germany info.
  

• "is Suze Orman married", how in the world would I know if Suze is married or not? Even after thinking about it for a minute, I still don't have an answer for that.
  

• "wife exchange", I know what comes to mind at first....do you think they were looking for what I am thinking of?
  

• "how to get websites off your computer", boy they must be having real troubles with all those websites on their computer.
  

• "it is hard being a military wife", and about a dozen other variations about if it's hard being a military wife, the life of a wife and everything in between. Yes, it is hard, and not for everyone, but it suits me. It may suit you too. Read here to find out.
  

• "Lorrie pie", what the heck is a Lorrie pie? Is this something you make, eat or play with?
  

• "German shelf toilet", I have no one to blame but myself for coming up on this search.

• "change in bowel habits", I guess I did talk about poop more than once on here.

• "siphoning gas", isn't that illegal? I don't remember talking about that kind of thing...just how you can save it. I hope this person didn't turn around and steal some gas after they got off the internet.

• "how to burn your house down", you have absolutely got to be kidding me! Don't people know that insurance companies today are pretty savvy on finding out if you did that on purpose? Did I talk about burning my house down I wonder?
  

• "freaky wife", what is a freaky wife? Am I a freaky wife?

• "blind follower lemming", I think I off-handedly mentioned something about a lemming once...but was this person a lemming himself or did he want to turn someone into a lemming?

• "a shortcut to straight A's", don't you think if someone had come up with such a method, you'd hear more about it in the mainstream news?

• "alka seltzer makes you have to go to the bathroom", it does?

• "army wife nude", what???!!!

Anyway, those are my favorites...what that exactly means, I don't know, but I just figured out how to use Google Analytics and that's what it spit out at me. Who visits your blog, and how do they get there?